The 15 Worst Things About Giving Blow Jobs

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Lane Moore has written a funny post on the 15 worst things about giving blow jobs for Cosmopolitan. While I don’t totally share her view on all points I did find them very amusing 🙂

 2. You’re way too aware of the weird noises your mouth is making. I sound like a kid annoyingly taking a lollipop in and out of her mouth at the grocery store. Great, now I’m thinking about kids. What is wrong with me?

This one literally made me LOL, have you ever listened to the noises you make???

3. When he starts thrusting his pelvis out of nowhere. Do not fuck my face. Do not fuck my face. I am not joking.

Come on Lane are you seriously telling me you don’t like that? Am I the only one that finds it a total turn on when your guy can’t control himself any longer and starts thrusting?? Surely not!

14. If you spit, having to carry a little handful of jizz to the bathroom like it’s a hurt baby bird you just rescued. “It’s going to be OK, tiny jizz ball, you’re going to a better place and that is the toilet because you are gross.”

Number 14 actually made me snort!   I swallow for a reason, who wants to carry that shit around???

To read all 15 of Lane’s worst things about giving blow jobs, head (haha! see what I did there) over to Cosmopolitan!